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The Union is shocked and appalled by the recent surge in gun and shooting incidents at UK universities. We know that this is of vital concern to the health, safety and security of everyone on campus and everyone is agreed that action has to be taken. (more) |
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Shocking New Report Confirms Worst Fears A report published by Pathway Magazine this week confirms that the weather is habitually racist. This is compounded by the fact that a large occluded front is approaching the British Isles which the Met Office have observed being proud of its heritage and expect to become racist about 40 miles off the coast of Cornwall. Britain's ethnic minorities are now bracing themselves for a deluge of hate filled precipitation. (more)
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Geldoff Announces New Charity Event Bob Geldoff has announced that he is to organise another Live8 style world changing concert in London next year. The event is to be called "Romp for the Needy" and will feature an open air stage on which various simulated acts of sex will take place before an audience of thousands. This will be supplemented by an audience of millions who will watch the live televised version which is to be presented by the unlikely duo of Andrew Marr and Graham Norton. (more) |
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New Charity Event! The rugby, football and hockey teams will be bringing their latest charity fund raser to a student bar near you! (more) |
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Graduate Schemes Our guide to applying for work in the world of the graduate! (more) |
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Competition Time!!! Last edition's competition winners are:
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