"Access to higher education and social background"
Three guest speakers have been invited to spend 2 hours making the same points over and
over before the audience spends a further 2 hours making comments agreeing with them.
Be sure not to miss out.

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Wednesday

Prance and stumble around in the main hall like an idiot listening to cheesy crap that was hardly any good the first time around pretending that you remember every single song as if you're a child of some great bygone era. While, if you can be bothered to battle your way through the entire building, the club room plays all the best in commercial rock for our alternative contingent!

Friday

Join DJ Fake, the Union's most experienced cross-fader, and dance the night away to our pick of the best tracks from the Now That's What I Call Music back catalogue. The perfect way to end your week is by coming down to Bloated, getting wasted and going home with anyone!

Monday

We've got the perfect cure for that shock to the system that is the start to another week of work... Cheap alcohol. Why resist and hold out till Wednesday? Come and get it now, bitch! We own your ass!